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Folk Vi Hader I Lufthavnen
Folk vi hader i lufthavnen
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Folk vi hader i lufthavnen

Den engelske rejseside Just The Flight har lavet en undersøgelse omkring hvilke typer vi hader mest at møde i lufthavnen. De har spurgt 5000 rejsende og har alle typerne lige fra dem der ikke kan huske reglerne i security til dem der springer over i køen. Dem som flest finder irriterende (53% af de adspurgte) er de folk der springer…

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ATC

Vi er ikke helt sikre på at disse stemmer – men her er lidt humor:

Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers from around the world:

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While taxiing at London Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew,screaming: “US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it’s difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!” Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: “God! Now you’ve screwed everything up!

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Smart replies from maintenance crew.

Here are some tech log entries by pilots and the subsequent smart arse replies from their maintenance crews. Maybe there’s one you havn’t heard before (many times)?

NOTE: (P) represents the Pilot’s entry
(E) is the Engineer’s entry

(P) Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
(E) Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

(P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
(E) Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

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